Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Chocolate vs Falling in Love

Below is an 'article' written by my sweet lovely creative friend, Alex, when he's hungry :)

Falling in a love is a bit like digestion orrespiration.
It's just another physiological function. Phenylethelamine (I hope I spelt that right) is a kind of hormone that acts as an 'upper' (just like a drug) and we feel happy.
But guess what? The same stuff is found in chocolates, although in very small quantitites.

So if you want to fall in love and still stay single and independent, you should eat a tonne of chocolates.
But then you'd have to visit the dentist often, and if the dentist was cute, you'd end up falling in love with him/her...and the whole thing would turn out to be an exercise in futility.

Moral? It's better to eat chocolates in small quantities so you continue to remain in love (though not as deeply) and avoid visiting the dentist...cute or otherwise.

So please tell your friends to start eating chocolates.

And just look at the bright side....unlike people often opposite sex,
chocolates don't snore,
chocolates don't leave the toilet seat up,
chocolates don't pick their nose, or
leave their clothes in a pile on the living room floor.